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In line at post office…

I stood in line to use the robotic mailman to mail a package. Behind me stood a young man with a single envelope. Goodwill towards men, thought I. “Just a stamp? Go right ahead.” I stepped aside as he thanked me, with a confused look. It was not my display of the Christmas spirit in the midst of the hectic holiday season that perplexed him, I would soon learn. As he placed the envelope on the scale I noticed it was already stamped.

He pushed at buttons. I became concerned. What combination of buttons could he possibly hit that would convey the specific nature of his circumstance. I debated a continuance of my assistance until mercifully he moved the envelope and began to place it in the package sorter. He looked at me as if for permission. I declined to grant it, instead pointing out the slot conspicuously labeled “Letters.”

Red Dawn (2012)

Red Dawn is a remake of the cold war classic of the same name. It follows similar themes, but the story has been completely rewritten. The prologue refocuses your fears on America’s debt problems, our cyber security weaknesses, the militarism of North Korea, and the loose association of Russia and North Korea. Between real and fudged current events, you are left with the feeling that our demise at the hands of foreign invaders is imminent. For a moment I was confused, and expected to see commercials for gold buying, seed hoarding, and emergency rations.

When the story began, and I saw Matt Eckert (Josh Peck) take the football field with older brother Jedd Eckert (Thor) looking on, I was bracing for the worst. You see, Matt isn’t a team player- and when he ignores the coach, his Wolverine teammates lose the game. Jedd is a Marine back from a tour in Iraq. Their Dad is the town sheriff, but he bites it pretty early so we’ll move on. Their town loses power and they go to bed, waking up the next morning to explosions and gunfire. They look out the window and, Sweet Lady Liberty! What appears to be hundreds of North Korean troops are floating down out of the sky and dropping all over suburbia. The expected chaos ensues, but a small band of teenagers led by GI Jedd make it into the woods where they vow to kill more North Koreans than starvation and fascism combined.

They give lip service to the inane idea that North Korea could successfully invade the United States by describing an electronic weapon that acts like an EMP. They don’t go into detail, but they make the scarcity of information work to support the mindset of a group of kids thrown into a war zone with no communication to the outside world. You get the idea that Russia is in bed with the North Koreans, with some of those details hammered out by the arrival of additional militia. The movie doesn’t concern itself with the geopolitical climate, only one groups stand against their local leader. Unlike many war movies, you don’t see the president, you don’t see the pentagon, and you don’t see behind the closed doors of all the decision makers. I appreciated the narrower scope of the film.

There were elements that were thought provoking- the North Koreans claimed they were liberating us from our Capitalist tyrants in terms that would be found in an Occupy dictionary. Our Marine declares that he was tasked to keep order and be the good guy in Iraq, now he was going to be the bad guy- which implies that the occupiers were… good guys? They don’t really flinch away from the idea that the Wolverines are terrorists. What the film makers DIDN’T do is say the C word- and by that I mean China. The US gets invaded, Russia and North Korea are slicing up the country and China doesn’t come to the table? Come now…

The filmmakers put together a decent story with some great action all while avoiding some of the more tempting cliches- guns jammed, girls hair looked messy, and not everyone makes it out alive. If you are looking for a lighter action movie, then get your American Flag lapel pin on and go see Red Dawn.

You should see it if:

  • You want to see commies getting shot, even if they are just crummy ol’ starving North Koreans.
  • You liked the original.
  • You believe violence solves everything.
  • You want an action film that avoids some of the typical action film tropes.

You should skip it if:

  • You are looking for a grittier, darker version of the original.
  • You want to see some character development.
  • You like to see the big, geopolitical picture.