If that’s what its all about, at least do it right!

I would like to do some consulting work for the Hokey Pokey people. “So, you put your left foot in, and then you put your left foot out- only to immediately place your left foot back in before shaking it about. Then you repeat this process for most of your extremities? I am seeing some … Continue Reading

12 Monkeys (1995)

Mayan Movie Meltdown Madness continues! This time, we have the Biological Apocalypse Event! This movie is almost 20 years old, beyond this point lie spoilers.  12 Monkeys stars Bruce Willis, Brad Pitt and other people who I am sure were very popular at the time. I will refer to one of these people as “The Shrink” as … Continue Reading

Deep Impact (1998)

End of Days Movie Fest: Space Apocalypse! It’s the end of the world as we know it, so expect spoilers. You have been warned. Last night I watched Deep Impact starring Tea Leoni, Elijah Wood, and Morgan Freeman. This film came out around the same time as, and was considered the thinking man’s version of, the … Continue Reading

This is Mr. Christmas!

A Paradox

The best time to do something is the worst time, because that is when everyone else is trying to do it too. Sent from the Post Office at Lunchtime

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In line at post office…

I stood in line to use the robotic mailman to mail a package. Behind me stood a young man with a single envelope. Goodwill towards men, thought I. “Just a stamp? Go right ahead.” I stepped aside as he thanked me, with a confused look. It was not my display of the Christmas spirit in … Continue Reading